Some Funny Pickup Lines

Do funny lines really work?

• Hey, honey, you working tonight?
• Bond. James Bond
• You must be a hell of a thief ’cause you stole my heart from across the room
• there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• If you were a booger I’d pick you first
• What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle
• Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns
• You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
• Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night
• Stand still so I can pick you up
• I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south
• My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love
• So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
• Say, did we go to different schools together?
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3
• I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
• I have only three months to live
• What’s your sign?
• Hey, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
• Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth
• I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you
• You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth
• Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
• How was heaven when you left it?

As mentioned before, funny pickup lines and any pick-lines ‘might’ work for the first few seconds, but what then? What do you say after delivering the funny pickup line?

Funny line may provide a way to start a conversation but that’s only just the beginning. It’s easier and better to use a simple and natural opener in my cases. For example, asking about shoes, clothes, the venue, then developing the conversation from there.

Read here about pick-up lines.