Some Cheezy Chat Up Lines

Here are a few chat up lines emailed to me by a regular visitor to this site. He reckons he has tried most of them, and they all failed; no surprise there! Now he said he’s going to work on his confidence and assertiveness, and try to be a little more playful with the women he fancies.

• Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven’s a long way from here
• Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?
• You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way
• You’re good at maths right? Is 69 a perfect square?
• What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
• When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part
• If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me…Please!
• Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
• You be the biscuits and I’ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime
• Where have you been all my life?
• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
• I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
• Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
• Stand still so I can pick you up!
• My face is leaving in 10 minutes… are you gonna be on it or not?
• I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
• Your face or mine?
• Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
• Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

Forget cheesy lines and create some of your own ‘openers’ instead. In most cases natural openers are the best because they don’t telegraph your interest in a particular woman.

For more cheezy chat up lines try here: http://www.joke-pages.com/jokes/pickuplines.asp