Rude Chat up Lines

Another guy emailed me asking for rude lines to use on girls who are obnoxious and bad-mannered! Well here are a few I can think of:

• Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
• I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate
• Hi. You’ll do
• Can I see your tan lines?
• How can I love you if you won’t lay down?
• Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, “Hi Jane!” She says, “I’m not Jane!” And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, “But you sure feel like her!”
• I think I could fall madly in bed with you
• I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
• Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
• I’m hungry and I’m on a liquid diet
• Hey Baby! I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands
• I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
• Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
• Can I borrow 10p? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mum and thank her!
• I love every bone in your body…especially mine
• Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
• She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
• I’ve been a bad boy/ girl,so spank me!
• That’s a really nice smile you’ve got, shame that’s not all you are wearing
• Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Don’t forget these are for girls who you no longer have an interest in, ‘cause I can’t see them working as openers for most guys. Have some fun with them with the above rude chat up lines!

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